These Made Me Laugh
I found these while I was surfing the net. I hope you enjoy.
- Sure, the Grand Canyon is breathtaking, but so is lung cancer.
- A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and you say your mother.
- A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
- I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I’ll never know.
- TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
- What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? To hold cows together.
- Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
- Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?
- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Comments(3)
Micah James, I miss laughing with you, brother. Thank you for continuing to bring out the funny side of life. I think you should add something about Kenkles to that list as well… or… $9.99. Yes.
These are hilarious!!!
Thanks for a bit of laugh…Seriously, it’s refreshing.
See ya tomorrow in RA class!
2 and #8…nice.