These Made Me Laugh

I found these while I was surfing the net. I hope you enjoy.

  • Sure, the Grand Canyon is breathtaking, but so is lung cancer.
  • A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and you say your mother.
  • A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
  • I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I’ll never know.
  • TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
  • What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? To hold cows together.
  • Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
  • Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
  • Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

3 Comments so far

  1. Grantley on September 9th, 2007

    Micah James, I miss laughing with you, brother. Thank you for continuing to bring out the funny side of life. I think you should add something about Kenkles to that list as well… or… $9.99. Yes.

  2. Jess on September 10th, 2007

    These are hilarious!!!

    Thanks for a bit of laugh…Seriously, it’s refreshing.

    See ya tomorrow in RA class!

  3. Dan Warne on September 11th, 2007

    2 and #8…nice.

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