These Made Me Laugh

I found these while I was surfing the net. I hope you enjoy.

* Sure, the Grand Canyon is breathtaking, but so is lung cancer.
* A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and you say your mother.
* A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
* I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I’ll never know.
* TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
* What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? To hold cows together.
* Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
* Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
* Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.